nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

tittily:

i went to starbucks to get a dirty chai (chai latte with espresso shots) but then i saw that oprah’s brand of chai donates to youth education so i decided to get that one and i ended up ordering a tall hot dirty oprah 

so I’m still playing infinite right and booker starts shouting in panic and I was like “wAIT A MINUTE…..I RECOGNIZE THAT PANIC…….” so I looked it up to make sure I was right and I was

because of the way he yelled i could tell he was voiced by kanji tatsumi

*plays bioshock 2 for four hours to beat it* damn, I should take a break *immediately starts playing infinite* well shit

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

just-kyo:

砂上の唄 - DSS at Nippon Budokan

just-kyo:

砂上の唄 - DSS at Nippon Budokan

banderboucher:

The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular